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Post by Ancel3 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 8:34 pm

OK, so ask a dumb(but good!) question. It can range from fan belts to light bulbs, but it HAS to be reasonable. Then, reply to the person above you with a good answer!

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Follow the standard SMBF rules
Don't just answer with "idk"If you don't know, then use you're imagination!

Example:


Billy: Because It's high in fiber.
If toast alwayse falls butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, then what happens if you glue buttered toast the back of a cat?




Bob: It creates a black hole, which releases zombies and creating an apocalypse.

If Pringels are "So good that once you pop, you just can't stop!" then why do they come with a re-seal-able lid?
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I'll start:

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an duck?
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Re: Dumb FAQ

Post by kpnna on Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:44 pm

Right after it says he danced on the White House!

Where did the cat go after she beat up Snoopy?

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Re: Dumb FAQ

Post by Ancel3 on Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:19 pm

To Universal Studios to see Toy Story 4.

If Pluto isn't a planet because it's a midget, does that mean that midgets aren't people?(No offense.)
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Re: Dumb FAQ

Post by The Monkey Man on Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:29 pm

After many years spent and money wasted on tests by uneducated scientists, the answer has been concluded to be a definite yes.

Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, but what flavor did he prefer?

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Re: Dumb FAQ

Post by Toontown59153 on Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:29 am

Graham Crackers.

If a mouse is an atom, then The Milky Way is...
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Re: Dumb FAQ

Post by sk8r gurl on Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:58 pm

...Sally Struthers.

When did Brian May invent Google?
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Re: Dumb FAQ

Post by Ancel3 on Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:01 pm

In 1666.

Why doesn't Plankton just pay a guy to buy him a Krabby Patty?
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Re: Dumb FAQ

Post by Toontown59153 on Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:44 pm

Because then there would be no point to the show.

Why is the company Apple, called Apple?
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Re: Dumb FAQ

Post by The Monkey Man on Sat Oct 23, 2010 6:22 am

Because they taste like chicken.

If Mr T piloted an airplane, would he pity himself?

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Re: Dumb FAQ

Post by Ancel3 on Sat Oct 23, 2010 3:03 pm

Because he pressed the "Open cargo hatch" button by accident in mid-flight,, and 150,000,000,000,000 people ate his cargo of bagels and turnips, causing him to loose his job and become piled in dept.

Why do doctors come in and say "Hi, how are you doing?" when that's what you pay them to tell you?
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Re: Dumb FAQ

Post by FatalExplosionOfHappy on Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:57 am

When you failed at a competition (like gymnastics), why do the judges come and ask you "So how do you think you did" afterwards? Um, if you turn the leaderboard upside down then I'd be the winner hands-down! Rolling Eyes
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