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Post by MachopMasta on Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:01 pm

Mario's Epically Awesome Yet Extremely Pointless Adventure

Hi, and welcome to a story of epic proportions. It's about Mario, who goes on an epically awesome yet pointless adventure. Who will he meet? What will he do? Will mushrooms rain from the sky? Will Bowser scream "rawrimadino" and flatten Mario into a pancake? WILL RICK ASTLEY TAKE OVER?!?

Well, honestly, I don't know about any of those things, as they're up to YOU guys, the readers. Hence, the CYOA (Choose Your Own Adventure) part. Basically, at the end of a chapter, there will be a little poll, with choices. The readers then chose one of the choices, and the most popular happens in the next chapter! For example...

Mario jumps into a pipe.

Where does it take him?

A) To an underground sewer.
B) To Mars.
C) In front of Chuck Norris' mansion.
D) To Rick Astley's base of operations.

billybob: D!
BobbyUser: D as well.
lol: OMG D

Me: OK, D it is!
Mario ended up in front of Rick Astley's mansion. He blahblahblah...

Get it? Got it? Good. Cause the first chapter is coming tomorrow.

SIGN UPS: COMING SOON!
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Post by The Monkey Man on Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:08 am

LOL, sounds cool AND original. Very Happy

Can't wait for it to start! Very Happy

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Post by Ultra Kirby on Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:09 am

W00t! sounds awesome
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Post by MachopMasta on Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:12 am

I'm working on the first chapter nao. Expect it within the next 2 hours!
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Post by Toontown59153 on Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:36 am

Okay. Can't wait!

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Post by MachopMasta on Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:52 am

And, here it is! It's certainly not my bestest quality writing, but considering that this is supposed to be more of a comedy centered story, you don't really need to write like Shakespeare.

Mario’s life was very uneventful and extremely repetitive. The same things seemed to happen every day. A day in the life of Mario? Well…

1. Get out of bed.
2. Eat mushroom porridge.
3. Go to Princess Peach’s castle.
4. Find out that some random villain stole her/Brainwashed her/otherwise harmed her.
5. Go on a quest to said villain, meeting various other baddies that the main villain scattered throughout the land, which is rather pointless as they all are defeated by just jumping on them.
6. Defeat major villain with ease.
7. Celebrate.
8. Go to bed.
9. Rinse and repeat the next day.

Sure, sometimes it’s mixed up by going to a tropical island, or being blasted into space, but essentially, the same things happened there as well. And any sane person would get sick of doing that. Mario, being a sane person, got sick of it. But alas, he had no way to ponder ways to mix it up. All of his thinking time was used up by jumping on random goombas.

So you could probably tell how surprised Mario was when he heard his phone ring that one fateful morning. Peering down at his daily schedule (which never failed him, by the way,) he saw that the phone ringing at precisely 9:27 AM wasn’t actually on the schedule. He nearly screamed in joy; his schedule was finally broken!

“Luigi, come-a quick! The schedule was-a finally-a broken!” called Mario joyously. Luigi, only having his green cap, underwear, and a tee shirt on, came flying down the staircase. Both started to randomly dance for joy. They continued on for about an hour, with the phone still ringing. Eventually, Mario realized that it would be a good idea to actually answer the phone. He danced over to the phone, picked it up, and said “Hello? Who is-a this?”

Who called Mario?
A) Wario
B) Chuck Norris
C) The ghost of Christmas Past.
D) A random telemarketer.
E) Time Machines “R” Us
F) Rick Astley
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Post by The Monkey Man on Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:09 pm

LOL, nice chappie!

I'll pick B) Chuck Norris. >=D

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Post by Ultra Kirby on Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:57 am

I pick C Because it sounds cool
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Post by MachopMasta on Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:08 pm

So B and C are tied. If no one else votes, I'll do both.
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Post by The King Of Socks on Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:16 pm

b iz teh best imo. pwnig cheers
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Post by Toontown59153 on Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:43 pm

B.

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Post by Baby Luigi on Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:20 pm

B. He is awesome.

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Post by Bob the Duck on Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:02 am

I vote for Chuck, or B. Everyone knows that Chuck Norris is better than everything.
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Post by Naughty Teletubby on Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:07 am

gimme some more chappies, i'm hungry ^_^

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Post by Baby Luigi on Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:24 pm

Yeah I want to hear more chapters it is an awesome thing right now I want more.

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Post by MachopMasta on Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:19 pm

I'm baaack!

Sorry for the lack of chapters. Life kinda got too busy for me. However, things are starting to clear up, so a new chapter is officially coming out tomorrow, January 22, 2010. Yayzz!
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Post by Baby Luigi on Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:25 pm

Yay I can't what for more chapers. W00t the chapters come out tomarrow.

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Post by kpnna on Sat May 15, 2010 6:05 pm

Awesome Story!
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